IPL !

No clubs founded by game lovers in a pub after late night debates, No fans who would skip the office next day when their side loses. No chanting and roaring and singing the team anthems. No boo-ing the star players, no fight for being table leaders, no fight against relegation. No home crowd intimidating the away team, no halls filled with silverware, no heads held high even if one is in 3rd division, because there is no division to get promoted from and relegated to. No followers in some obscure corner of the world crying over a lost final, no speculations in the transfer window. No side killing another in the revenge of humiliated fans, No battles fought over an entire year long season, No variation in the games. No rivalries, no derbies. No coaches sacked at the drop of a hat, no wars called off to watch the game.

No glory, no history, no tradition, no love, no religion, no passion, no madness. Only a bunch of cricketers whoring their names out to biggest money bag-holders in the country, and dancing around as they splash notes.